Showing posts with label charter. Show all posts
Showing posts with label charter. Show all posts

Friday, February 23, 2007

Pronunciation Guide

We here at SUPERMEGADIO!!!!! have it in our charter* to embiggen this world with our crummulence. So, with that in mind we offer the following:

Several commonly used words in the English language are often mispronounced with uncommon frequency. The main culprits are words ending in '-ot.' When you see this in most words, it should be pronounced '-iht.' This should most often be done with the word robot, and, of course, it's sub-word Gobot. Despot should also be pronounced this way.

Robot and despot (and to a lesser extent, Gobot) will be commonly used words here at SUPERMEGADIO!!!!!, so be sure to pronounce these words or you will get your reading license revoked!

*revoked, 1983