Supermegamonkey, Day Two

You know who else sucks? The Democrats that's who! They claim to be all liberal-this and liberal-that, but really they kow-tow to the same pressures that the Republicans do! Chumps! And they should know better! Am I right people? They seem to want their cake and eat it, too!
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And, ha!, look at this from yahoo news. Someone robbed a man of his salad. Must've had asparagus in it!
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And, look at the cute orangutan that just got adopted.

Day Three