Friday, November 30, 2007

I'll Take Twelve!

In this article, newly DC comics exclusive artist Aaron Lopresti,* lists the DC characters he'd like to work on:
“I really like anything except tech loaded stuff,” Lopresti said. “I could see myself on Batman, The Creeper, Metamorpho. Plastic Man, Kilowog, something like Swamp Thing, Deadman (Neal Adams version), Uncle Sam (Reed Crandall version), Warlord, Fin Fang Foom vs. Gorilla Grodd Treasury Edition, the Spectre (Jim Corrigan only) and maybe even Superman in the right situation.”
Did you read that closely? If you don't think that the idea of a super-intelligent, super-strong telepathic talking Gorilla fighting a acid-spewing, super-strong, shape-shifting space dragon** isn't three kinds of awesome,*** then you should just shoot yourself, because your spirit is already dead!

*Who?****
**In short shorts!
***Although they'd probably fuck it up by putting some writer on it who would overly explain how these two creatures from separate universes meet-up and/or have heroes trying to stop them.
****Kinda a cheap shot, but more about the 'newly exclusive artist/writer' stories that pop-up on newsarama all the time about every single person whether big or not.*****
*****Not that Mr. Lopresti isn't big or isn't a good artist. I just never really heard of him. And, here, that's what matters.

All Kinds Of Awesome!!!!!

That's what this is!

Thursday, November 29, 2007

Abortion!!!!!

Abortion, abortion.
Abortion, abortion.
Abortion, abortion.
Abortion, abortion.
Abortion, abortion.
Abortion, abortion.
Abortion, abortion.
Abortion, abortion.
Abortion, abortion, abortion, abortion. ABORTION!!!!!

Monday, November 19, 2007

Simpsons!!!!!

So, last night's Simpsons was the one featuring Alan Moore, Art Spiegelman, and Dan Clowes. I haven't watched a new episode of the Simpsons in a long, long time. But, it was ok. Not as good as it used to be, but not as bad as all get out.* The best bit by far was when Milhouse approaches Alan Moore to sign his copy of "Watchbabies: V for Vacation!" (with baby versions of the Watchmen surfing) forcing Moore into an anti-corporate rage only to be soothed by a Little Lulu comic.

*I have no idea what this means.

Friday, November 16, 2007

Really, It Should Be C-3PO

But, this is still awesome!* I got it from the newsarama blog.

*But, I don't want one!

Thursday, November 8, 2007

Supermegamoving!!!!!

Anyone out there moving this weekend: Have a good trip and a good move!!!!!*

*You've got to move it, move it! You've got to move it, move it! You've got to move it, move it! You've got to...MOVE IT!!!!!

I Must Love Funny Animal Comic Strips!!!!!

I just must. I found this pretty funny*. It's a new political comic strip featuring presidential pets. And it manages to redeem Darth Vader, too! I got this through newsarama's blog.

*I mean today's (November 8th's) strip.

EDIT: I just read the first strip (this was only the second). So far, he's batting .500.