That's a pretty big package.** Heavy, too. See:
I wonder who it's from...
I know who it's from now. Can you see the tell-tale sign? 
Yup, our good friend Adam "The Wolfson" Wolfson. And, he spent a pretty penny to send it, too.
I wonder what was worth spending that much money to send cross-country. Let's open and see.
Almost there... 
Could it be...?
Yes! Throwback Mountain Dew! 
Four cases of Throwback Mountain Dew to be exact. 
It's Dew-licious!*** Thanks Adam Wolfson!
*Ok, yesterday.
**Settle down.
***And blurry, too.
