Friday, February 23, 2007

Pronunciation Guide

We here at SUPERMEGADIO!!!!! have it in our charter* to embiggen this world with our crummulence. So, with that in mind we offer the following:

Several commonly used words in the English language are often mispronounced with uncommon frequency. The main culprits are words ending in '-ot.' When you see this in most words, it should be pronounced '-iht.' This should most often be done with the word robot, and, of course, it's sub-word Gobot. Despot should also be pronounced this way.

Robot and despot (and to a lesser extent, Gobot) will be commonly used words here at SUPERMEGADIO!!!!!, so be sure to pronounce these words or you will get your reading license revoked!

*revoked, 1983

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