"This little one will be no problem!"
"Not like this!"Rod Brady claims to be in a band. Two even. But, has he ever played out with either of these bands? We think not. Dio has sold out stadiums! He's no wuss!
Look how red Rod Brady is! Look it! Don't advert your eyes! It's blinding! Dio only blinds you with his awesomeness!
Rod Brady not only reads comics, he stores them in the order that they take place! That's some serious nerd-ness there! Dio may be a nerd, but he's not that obsessive about it!
Rod likes D&D. Dio likes D&D imagery. Ok, they're tied here, I guess.
Dio played with Black Sabbath! Black Sabbath!!! BLACK SABBATH!!!!! Rod could've played with Zach Wylde, one time, if he hadn't overslept!
Rod writes songs and then usually names them after food. Dio rocks about demons and stuff!
Rodney Patrick Brady was named after his dad or something. Dio named himself! And he named himself Dio!
Rodney works for the man and daydreams about rocking and comics! Dio works for no man, but himself!
Rodney's greatest achievement in life is this very post! Dio has post's like this written about him everyday!
This one wasn't even close!
Look how red Rod Brady is! Look it! Don't advert your eyes! It's blinding! Dio only blinds you with his awesomeness!
Rod Brady not only reads comics, he stores them in the order that they take place! That's some serious nerd-ness there! Dio may be a nerd, but he's not that obsessive about it!
Rod likes D&D. Dio likes D&D imagery. Ok, they're tied here, I guess.
Dio played with Black Sabbath! Black Sabbath!!! BLACK SABBATH!!!!! Rod could've played with Zach Wylde, one time, if he hadn't overslept!
Rod writes songs and then usually names them after food. Dio rocks about demons and stuff!
Rodney Patrick Brady was named after his dad or something. Dio named himself! And he named himself Dio!
Rodney works for the man and daydreams about rocking and comics! Dio works for no man, but himself!
Rodney's greatest achievement in life is this very post! Dio has post's like this written about him everyday!
This one wasn't even close!
4 comments:
That picture is totally Photoshopped. Everyone knows i have 3 thumbs growing out of my right shoulder, not 2.
Storing comics in the order they happened is actually worth more points than you give it credit for.
why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why.
UPDATE: Our crack investigators here at SUPERMEGADIO!!!!! have learned that Rodney P. Brady has joined yet another crappy band and has actually played a gig. While this does ratchet up his status, slightly, it still doesn't beat Dio's many mega-concert appearances!
Advantage: Dio!
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