You're Smarter For Being Here!

You've all probably heard by now about the study that showed that smarter kids listen to metal. What was wildly underreported that 100% of those who love Dio get perfect scores on their SAT's. It's science!

I liked this quote from MTV's reporting of this.

"Still, it's rather hard to imagine Albert Einstein or Stephen Hawking rockin' out to Opeth."

It might be rude of me to say, but isn't it hard to imagine Stephen Hawking 'rockin' out' to anything?*

*Except Dio.